Elections, the Final Solution

The recent foam-flinging tirades by despondent voters illustrate how flagrantly out of touch Democrat elitists really are.

When John Kerry declared that Terrorists throughout the world were just a "Band of Bothers," I knew there'd be trouble. Those whose candidate lost are clearly defining that which we will be subjected to for the next four years… with feeling.

The confusion stems from the belief in spurious exit polls which declared both that Kerry had won by mid-afternoon on voting day and that it was "moral issues" that made President Bush the winner afterward.

What we actually have here is the defining factor in the chasm between the heavily populated urban counties in the "blue states" and the semi-rural population in the rest of the country.

The full-time city dwellers consider themselves deserving of being in control of all those hicks by dint of their sophistication.

Conversely, the folks that live in those crummy little towns where the goods are produced, the military is recruited, and who work the service sector jobs upon which the haughty Left depends, erroneously presumed they should have a voice in their future.

It was just simple mathematics. Once the ever more voracious Socialist Utopia seekers finish penalizing the country mice out of existence, that problem will be resolved.

There's a silver lining in the cloud of doom hanging over the local Leftist lean-to, however. The price of vacation homes will go down.

What do we have or need now that can't be imported on the cheap? There's no real demand for parents, messy industry, legal residents, or morals anyway.

Whether it's trendy sneakers, children, or wage slaves, there's a whole Third World ready to supply them.

How did the Human Race ever survive without abortions?

Let's move on as the organization by the same name suggests.

J.B. Stone

Whitefish