It's closing time, unbeknownst to bar patron

A customer reportedly found himself locked inside a bar and the security alarm was set off. The man told the Kalispell Police Department all the employees had left, he couldn’t find his cellphone and he was too intoxicated to drive home. He was advised to stay put and not touch anything until someone arrived.

A woman was allegedly “mad as hell” and wanted police to call her back after a noisy neighbor situation escalated to a yelling match.

A man reportedly received text messages threatening to provide him with an “early burial.” He was concerned about his safety as the sender was believed to carry a knife.

A family’s park outing was cut short when a man wearing a red bandanna and smelling of alcohol allegedly kept trying to take their dog and then started recording them with his phone when they left.

Someone saw a man get out of a vehicle and a beer can fall out, which he picked up and threw into a shopping cart before stumbling into the store.

Someone reported a box of nails fell out of a work truck on Main Street.

A man wearing a black coat and cowboy boots was reportedly confrontational with hospital staff and was escorted off the premises. The man’s vehicle keys were seized. He was told not to return to the property with the exception of getting his vehicle at a later time. When he went to get the vehicle, security told police he reportedly asked some “suspicious” questions.

A man was reunited with his wallet after it was found in the middle of U.S. 2.

Someone went to the police station to speak with officers after they were harassed by women who drove by and honked their horn.

Someone on Jefferson Boulevard requested a welfare check for a man slumped over the center console in a vehicle. The person said they honked, but there was no response. Per police, the man had a history of sleeping in his vehicle. Everything was OK and the man was indeed snoozing.

An apartment building resident heard a woman screaming, a man yelling and thumping noises from downstairs.

It was not sunny side up for a business that was egged, possibly over an argument an employee had in a private chat on Facebook.

A gun-show vendor reported a knife valued at $500 was stolen. The knife had a stag handle, sheather, fixed blade with fancy file work on the backstrap.

A Kalispell woman on El Rancho Road told the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office her husband was allegedly raising his voice to her, talking over her and not listening during an argument that supposedly had been going on all morning.

A caller reported a road-rage incident on U.S. 2 in Columbia Falls when a man in a blue Subaru Outback allegedly threw what looked like a water bottle at their car then slammed on his brakes. The man reportedly headed toward their vehicle, and dispatchers advised the caller to drive away.

A 17-year-old on First Street in Martin City was “weirded out” when he claimed a man was following him around using a drone and wanted to know if this was illegal. The teen had a suspect in mind and said the drone also followed his friends. Dispatchers advised him to tell his parents and law enforcement would attempt to contact the drone operator to find out why it appeared to be following juveniles.

A woman on Somers Road alleged a man stole several thousand dollars worth of tools from her in Idaho and was somewhere in Somers. She was advised to report the theft to law enforcement in the location the theft occurred.

A man reported a dually truck on Rose Crossing in Kalispell allegedly crossed into oncoming traffic and almost caused him to get into an accident. He claimed the vehicle was slamming on the brakes and weaving in and out of traffic before parking off Pioneer Road. Dispatchers advised the man to leave the area for safety reasons. He reportedly refused, saying that “he was not going to let him get away with it.”

A man on Granite View Drive purportedly was throwing dresser drawers after an argument with his wife and daughter.

A Kalispell woman was concerned about her son and bullies who allegedly threatened to drive by their residence and “shoot up the house.”

A Kalispell resident was getting several phone calls regarding a fraudulent Craigslist ad for a free colt that listed their contact information.

Twelve-year-olds were allegedly down by the river drinking, smoking and living in tent(s) on an “older gentleman’s” property, according to a report called in to Columbia Falls Police Department by someone on Riparian Drive. One or more of the youths may have been armed and been involved in a motorbike theft.

A man made a dangerous move on Fourth Avenue West when he reportedly stepped into the street to get a speeding Honda Civic to slow down. The man and the driver supposedly exchanged words when the driver hit the gas and hit the man’s left leg.