The cow jumped over the river

A red cow and a tan cow were casually strolling up Grandview Drive, according to Kalispell Police Department logs. Another caller reported that the cows had jumped the river. He and his friends planned to round up the wandering bovines.

A mom and son were arguing after she decided to kick him out of the house.

A man came home to find his door on fire. He threw water on the flames, but the door was still smoking.

A man in the bushes was seen having a seizure after huffing canned air. He came out of the seizure, started huffing again, then passed out. Blood was pouring from his nose. He left before medics arrived.

A caller said she was tired of watching her neighbor’s kid while they argue. It was an ongoing issue.

First a man’s car was keyed, then he found that two tires had been slashed.

A scruffy man was asking people if they knew where to get drugs.

A man cracked a beer and chugged it real quick in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant.

Glass shattered all over the sidewalk was a sure sign of a break-in at a Third Street home, according to Whitefish Police Department logs.

People in a beat-up pickup were reportedly beating a dog. The suspects took off before police arrived.

A woman was transported to the hospital after she was found passed out in her vehicle in the parking garage. It appear she had hit the wall with her car.