Nobody knows anything about duds in car

A casino customer asked a woman to call Kalispell Police Department to come search his vehicle because there were supposedly items in it that weren’t his and he wanted an officer to look at them. An officer made contact with a man who claimed he loaned the vehicle to a friend and was unsure who owned clothing found in the back seat, but was advised that law enforcement would not be able to help him with that.

A man said he was almost hit walking across the street because drivers were rolling through a stop sign.

A woman was “educated on parking rules” by an officer on the north side of a school.

Two men allegedly got into a fistfight over a fender bender, then got into their vehicles and took off.

A white van behind a church had been reportedly “running around the church for about three days.” The person calling in the report claimed a man driving the van was drinking and had “stuck a metal pipe out the window and banged on the rearview mirror and something came out.”

A goose’s feathers were reportedly stuck to ice in a pond.

A man allegedly left his phone at his girlfriend’s apartment because “she was accusing him of stealing cash” and wanted officers to go to the apartment with him to retrieve the phone “just in case the girlfriend and her parents start something.”

A truck driver wanted to talk to an officer regarding reported fuel thefts of trucks while parked at a grocery store.

Two people were allegedly chasing each other in vehicles and driving recklessly when they supposedly “flew through the parking lot,” and possibly rammed each other.

Someone was concerned about two young children with backpacks walking on North Meridian Turns out, they were just walking to school.

Someone reported cancellng their debit card after their youngest child reportedly stole it and took out between $400 and $600 in cash.